How dumb is Lindsay Lohan? Really dumb. First, Lindsay posted the above photo to her Instagram and Twitter. She’s trying to follow the “waist-training” trend, just like the Kardashian women, and just like the Kardashians and Beyonces before her, Lindsay Photoshopped the crap out of her selfie. It’s really obvious too, just like it was last month, when Lindsay was trying to make her thighs look small and instead made it look like the door was warped around her butt. Well, same situation here. Just an FYI to all would-be selfie-taking amateur Photoshoppers: don’t take your selfies in front of staircases, doors or anything that will show your amateurish ‘Shop work.
Hilariously, Lindsay took down the larger photo and reposted a cropped version:
Ha, that’s a much better attempt to hide her Photoshop work, so let’s give her a little bit of credit for that. Also: those shorts are… inappropriate.
What else? Let’s see… there’s a rumor going around London that Lindsay is dating one of the “stars” of the hit reality show The Only Way Is Essex. The guy is Jake Hall. Apparently, Jake and Lindsay had a “fling” – or what sounds more like a brief club hookup or one night stand – and it’s going to ruin his storyline on TOWIE.
Last thing: why in the world is Givenchy or Selfridges sending Lindsay Lohan their open toe boots? Those are like $3000 retail!!! And it’s not like Lindsay deserves to be on any freebie list.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, Lindsay’s social media.
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